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This is my friend Big Dick, the Elephant.
He’s kinda mean and bossy at times, and he’s a lousy marksman, but then he's an elephant with a gun. Big Dick lets
me do my act without interference so I think he’s pretty darned alright. I have a funny story about Big Dick. One day,
Big Dick told the television people and the people on the radio that they couldn’t say bad words. And the very next
day Big Dick said some very bad words in the center ring of the circus and people everywhere heard him say them. Spurious
George and I laughed and laughed. It was great comedy… and I know comedy!
Big Dick often whispers things into Spurious George's ear, and they have lots of meetings together where nobody, including myself, is invited in. It's a good thing I'm not suspicious or paranoid (well, ok, maybe a little), because I often wonder what goes on behind those closed doors. Aside from that, there's not much else to tell. Big Dick is really kind of dull and sour otherwise. |
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